guynecologist:

wouldnt wanna

vexenort:

cumsquats:

*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive

what the fuck does this post even mean

thatfunnyblog:

her face though she’s like “hahaha oops!”

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard have dinner with Keith Richards and Ron Wood of the Rolling Stones and other guests at the restaurant Ago in West Hollywood

rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

toxicvalentinexx:

i’m quite proud of having taken this picture

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends 

and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit

and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon

paramore-edits:

“I’m still into him.”

airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’